Talking down in pairs

As expected, the Golden Boy introduced his presidential running mate ‘to the world’ this past Saturday. Well world, you’re in for a treat! If you thought Barack Obama was a condescending windbag in love with the sound of his own voice, it is only because he has stood on the shoulders of GIANT windbags.

Enter Senator Joe Biden:

Obama Picks Biden as Running Mate


Our first international Veep

Amidst a flurry of rumors that have been swirling around punditry circles over the past week,  Barack Obama has now confirmed reports that he has officially decided on his running mate. While talking to journalists Thursday afternoon, Barry played coy, refusing to name the person or even say whether the lucky winner has been notified yet:

“I won’t comment on anything else until I introduce our running mate to the world,” he said. “That’s all you’re going to get out of me.”

Um… shouldn’t that be America, Senator? Or has Germany become a swing state now?

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Obama Says He’s Chosen VP, Not Saying Who