Barack and Hillary… an item?

General consensus is that Hillary Clinton will win West Virginia by a landslide, thus adding to her recent victory in the state of Denial:

Clinton shows no sign of giving up despite the seemingly insurmountable odds, calling the state a “crucial turning point.” She and former President Clinton have made 29 campaign stops in West Virginia; Obama has made three.

Which he apparently counts as three separate states. Couldn’t resist…

Yep, Hillary’s pretty much secured the Mountain State but Everest still lies ahead. With her trailing Obama by 200 votes, there isn’t much chance of scaling that peak.

But her madness — at least in this instance — may have a method. Pundits are speculating that Hillary may be trying to position herself for the Veep spot with her persistent campaigning.

A new poll shows that 39 percent of Democrats want Clinton to be the vice presidential nominee, but ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos reports that “there has been no discussion between the candidates about it [the vice presidency] at all.”

Paula Shrobak, a school teacher, said a win in West Virginia might help Clinton secure the number two spot on the ticket.

“She has to go the long haul. She has to show she can get these last few states so that possibly as a vice presidential candidate she would be valuable,” Shrobak said.

Which gives breathless romantics in the media cause for hope…

Both Clinton and Obama are spending Tuesday morning in Washington, D.C. With so many people wondering about a joint ticket, a lot of eyes will be watching to see whether they cross paths while attending to their Senate duties.

“He sees her walking in his direction. His eyes dart down in feigned indifference. She pauses upon noticing him, starts to turn away, then gathers her courage and resolutely strides towards the tall strapping Senator who in recent months she has come to know as her sworn enemy. Their eyes meet. They both stop. “Senator.” she says curtly, quickly glancing toward her purposed destination. “Senator.” he nods with a weak smile as he proceeds to make his way past her. Their hands brush each other as they pass. A quickening of the breath. They both stop… and so does time. Their eyes slowly rest upon one another, their nervousness now replaced by a hunger. An inexhaustible hunger for power — shared power. The mountains they could conquer together. The masses could they manipulate. The demographics… the sheer demographics alone are enough to cause goosebumps… and indeed, goosebumps have now formed on the skin of both candidates in this exhilaratingly awkward moment. They can no longer deny the feeling. They embrace…”

GIVE ME A BREAK. If Obama has even a modicum of intelligence, he will RUN, not walk away from a shared ticket with Hillary. Do you folks realize how badly this woman wants to run this country? Do you know to what obsessive lengths she will go to realize her lifelong dream of being America’s first Queen… ruling the country with an iron fist and a… well… iron glove? All I can tell you, Senator Obama, is that if you choose Clinton as a Veep and then go on to win the Presidency, you’d be wise to sleep with one eye open. You’ll want to aquire the best Secret Service staff money can buy. And hire a food taster for good measure.

I’m just sayin’…


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